Here’s some of our less camera shy llamas, healthy and in their prime.
Lucile
Lucile has been with us since Lloyds father, Richard, first started the Ranch. Dependable and adorable, come see why everyone loves her!
Albert
Albert is our quality pest control! Out and about on the ranch, you can always catch him snacking on a spiny rat or two.
The Fons
Four time winner of our Coolest Llama award is The Fons. Wait till you see his trademark finger guns!
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Yolanda
Yolanda loves a little ear tickle in the morning!
Fabio
With hair like this, you could easily confuse our llama for Fabio!
Stumpy
What Stumpy lacks in lacks, he makes up for in spirit!
Herbert II
Herbert II may look a little confused, but he’s mostly all here.
Beauregard
We actually don’t know what Beauregard is, but we treat her like any other llama.
Adam
Adam lost his tail in a freak water park incident, and has instead opted to have a wrench. We think it’s so he never will be caught without a tool.
HannaH
HannaH is always coming or going, she sure brighten ups the room!
