Our visitors wanted a place to share their thoughts and experiences. There’s no better place to be stark raving mad!
“Lloyd’s Llama-Polusa is a truly magical place! My visit was filled with delightful moments, but what really stood out was the remarkable cleanliness and the absence of spiny rats. As someone who’s traveled extensively, I was amazed at how the alpacas keep the grounds immaculate by feasting on those pesky rodents. It’s incredible to witness such a harmonious balance of nature. Lloyd and his team have created an oasis of tranquility and joy, and I can’t wait to return!”
-Sue, 1913
“Lloyd’s Llama-Polusa is an enchanting retreat! The grounds are impeccably maintained, providing a serene and beautiful escape that hides its shadowy history. Despite the whispers of the past, I was amazed by how clean and orderly everything was, with only the faintest hint of anything unsettling. The air had an eerie calm, but Lloyd and his team have truly created a haven where the gentle company of llamas offers a surreal sense of peace. It’s an experience that feels just a touch uncanny, and one I’ll never forget.”
-Sue, 1978
Yon-Saroth, ????
“Lloyd’s Llama-Polusa is an absolute gem! From the moment I materialized, the gaps in reality and glimpses of otherworldly entities feasting on the sanity of men were simply delightful. The llamas are charming companions, and the grounds are a mesmerizing blend of order and chaos. The eerie ambiance that permeates the ranch is a wonderful touch, making the visit an experience beyond mortal comprehension. And let’s not forget the great continental breakfast—truly a feast for the senses! It’s a must-visit for any entity seeking to revel in the delicious blend of joy and madness!”
“I think the Llamas are neat”
Jerry, 1991
“Riding at Lloyd’s Llama-Polusa was an enchanting experience! As I settled onto my gentle llama, the scenery around me transformed into a picturesque dreamscape. The llamas, each with their unique charm, guided me through breathtaking landscapes that felt almost magical.
Mike, 2023