Llama-Tastic Satire Disclaimer
Welcome to Lloyd’s Llama-Palooza, the ultimate destination for llama lovers and enthusiasts! Please note that this website is intended for satire and entertainment purposes only. All characters, events, and situations described on this site, including but not limited to Lloyd, his llamas, alpacas, and the team members Hans and Lucretia, are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
In the spirit of fun and llama-tastic humor, we invite you to enjoy the content with a light heart and a sense of humor. Remember, our stories and descriptions are as whimsical as a llama’s personality and are not meant to be taken seriously.
Thank you for visiting Lloyd’s Llama-Polusa! Enjoy the ride and remember to keep smiling—just like our beloved llamas.
Who we are
Welcome to the digital pasture of Lloyd’s Llama-Polusa! Our website address is: https://lloydsllama-polusa.com.
Comments
When visitors leave comments on the site, we collect the data shown in the comments form, as well as the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string to help with llama spam detection.
An anonymized string created from your email address (also called a hash) may be provided to the Gravatar service to see if you are using it. The Gravatar service privacy policy is available here: https://automattic.com/privacy/. After approval of your comment, your profile picture is visible to the public in the context of your comment, just like a llama’s beautiful profile!
Media
If you upload images to the website, you should avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included. Llama enthusiasts visiting the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website.
Cookies
If you leave a comment on our site, you may opt-in to saving your name, email address, and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one llama year (one human year).
If you visit our login page, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser, just like a llama discards its old fur.
When you log in, we will also set up several cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. Login cookies last for two llama days, and screen options cookies last for one llama year. If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two llama weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed.
If you edit or publish an article, an additional cookie will be saved in your browser. This cookie includes no personal data and simply indicates the post ID of the article you just edited. It expires after one llama day.
Embedded content from other websites
Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website. These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website. It’s like visiting another llama farm—similar rules apply.
Who we share your data with
If you request a password reset, your IP address will be included in the reset email, just like a llama sends a message to its herd.
How long we retain your data
If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. This is so we can recognize and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue. For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information, just like the caretakers at Lloyd’s Llama-Polusa.
What rights you have over your data
If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes. We treat your data with the same care as we do our llamas.
Where your data is sent
Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service, just like how our llamas keep an eye out for pesky critters.
Welcome to the llama-tastic world of Lloyd’s Llama-Palooza!